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Another Update on Pants-Gate
By Chuck | June 14, 2007
I recently found this:
Anyone wishing to contact Roy Pearson directly to express their opinion of his actions may do at:
Pearson, Roy L Jr
3012 Pineview Ct NE
Washington, DC 20018-1617Tel: (202) 269-1191
Email: roypearsonjr@verizon.net
Enjoy.
I would also like to announce that he is the most recent winner of our Giant Douchenozzle Award! I urge everyone to contact him to congratulate him.
(If, by chance, you don’t know who this waste of skin is read Rob’s first post about him here and my follow up here)
Topics: Chuck, Ethics, Idiots | 3 Comments »
June 14th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Hehehehe – I just sent hi an e-mail. It reads as follows:
:Sir,
I was on the CTA here in Chicago. Someone spilled coffee on my favorite pair of MC Hammer inspired balloon pants (or whatever you call them.) The dry-cleaner couldn’t get the stain out, so I couldn’t wear them to my first day of work at the driving range.
I’d like to sue both the coffee-spiller and the dry cleaner. Do you think I could get $75 Million, or is that too low? I really liked those pants. So did the ladies, if you know what I mean. *wink*
Please advise.”
June 14th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Sir,
I recently heard about your breakdown in court. It is good to see that in this day and age a big scary man like yourself is in touch with his feminine side. I wanted to know if you had any tips for either crying like a girl or blubbering like an idiot as I would like to learn from a master.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
The poor guy! If you REALLY want to help him out, (and who among us does not want to help a lawyer out?) (and yes, he is a judge now, but he will always be a lawyer), then mail him a pair of pants.
Let’s share the love, people! Pants for Pearson. i can’t guarantee satisfaction, but I can guarantee two legs, a waist, and maybe even a zipper!